The Wolfman - 2010

I went in to this movie with really high expectations which was probably the reason why I didn't really care for it. Now don't get me wrong, I love horror movies but this one just didn't do it for me. It wasn't really scary at all in my opinion.

At one point, the wolfman actually looked like one of the apes from "Planet of the Apes". Hmmmm.... not very wolfish. Also, towards the end of the movie when the two wolfmen were fighting, I couldn't tell who was who. They both looked exactly the same. How is anyone supposed to know who is winning and who to root for. I sure as hell didn't.

I think if there was more action and more scary or death scenes, the movie would have been that much better. I probably won't be watching this again for a very long time. Benicio Del Toro acting was good, but he could have done just a little bit better.

Overall, for a horror movie, I would give it a C+. Maybe, just maybe a B-

If your a big horror buff like me then I would say take a chance at renting it, otherwise wait till it on tv and watch it for free.

Ebay.com Really Grinds My Gears

I know all of you have visited ebay at some point or another and I would like to share with you my experience and why they suck-ass so much.

I tried using them a while ago to sell a friends car. Little did I realize that it was going to cost me an arm and a leg. There was an initial fee of $45.00 just to list the damn thing. Now what kind of crap is that. $45....really. It's the INTERNET...ITS FREE!

Well, me being the nice guy I am, trying to help a friend, continued anyways. So the car never sold after a week of it being listed and my friend told me to re-list the car. So I did.

I ended up re-listing the car 4 times to try and get it to sell, but it never did. I ended up with a bill of $245.00 just for TRYING to sell something that never did. Now does that seem right to you? I don't think so. Every time the auction ended, ebay said, "would you like to re-list your item". Of course I said yes not knowing that I was going to continue being charged. They don't tell you that either. They already have your credit card on file from the first time. Bastards!!!

So that whole ebay experience really pissed me off!

I think ebay finds any way they can to rip people off. From the High listings fees all the way down to taking a precent of your sales if you happen to sell something. Then they have the ebay stores...another ripoff where you're going to spend hundreds of dollars just to setup a store and then they still charge you per sale. Can you say Bull shit!

So Will I use them again? Fuck No! I think if I'm going to buy and sell online, I'll do it using alternative methods

If you have had a crappy ebay experience, please share it with us using the comments below.

Stay tuned for my next review soon!

Taco Bell - Food For Disaster

Ok, so I go to Taco Bell quite often and normally everything is good except this past Friday was a disaster! Why...Because they gave me food poisoning!

I ordered 3 crunchy tacos and everything seemed to taste fine. Well about 30 minutes after I ate them, I started to feel a little ill. By the time I got home, I felt extremely weak, my stomach hurt, and I was burning up!

Thanks to Taco Bell, I was throwing up and in the bathroom for about 5 hours off and on. I didn't even want to get out of bed. If anyone has ever had food poisoning before then you know exactly what I'm talking about.

I don't think I'll be visiting that Taco Bell anytime soon! Try cooking your meat to standards TB...Jerks!!!

Zombies Of Mass Destruction (2009)

To be honest with you, I actually kind of enjoyed watching this film. I was skeptical at first about watching this movie strictly because of the name itself. Don't let the poor name lead you away though. It's not laugh out loud funny or scary in any way but there are parts that made me laugh. Although, I'm not quite sure if I was supposed to or not.

For a low budget film, I was quite impressed. I'd have to say as far as the graphics went, they did a really good job. The plot on the other hand could have been a little better. I think they could have elaborated more on where the zombies actually came from though.

For people that love zombie movies, this will be right up your alley. It's not nearly as good as Zombieland or Shaun Of The Dead but it definitely worth a watch.

For a Zombie Comedy (Zomedy), I give it a B-

Facebook - "You Won't Find Me There"

Facebook? A great invention, or another way to lose your privacy?

I can't stand facebook.(not to mention all those other social networking sites). I really don't understand why people use it. Is it because you have no friends to begin with, or is it because everyone else has it so I might as well too? Either way, all your doing is losing whatever privacy you have left.

I don't need people to know what I'm doing 24/7 or who I'm dating or just broke up with. It's nobodies business but mine. People feel they have to share every little detail about their lives. Idiots...and then they wonder how their accounts get hacked or why they are being stalked by some creepy person.

I moved out of my home town because I was sick of the drama and bullshit from the people I knew. Now they call me up wondering why I'm not on facebook. Simple answer, "I don't want people knowing every detail of my life". Half of them are people I never liked in the first place so why would I want to talk to them? To catch up on old times? haha yeah right.

When you share that much information to the world about your daily routines and where you went to High School, you're just asking for something bad to happen. I think there's enough weirdos out in the world already and now you're just giving them an easier route to get you. Can you say "Sucker".

Have any of you people ever heard of the world "e-mail". Yeah, it's that thing you use to send electronic mail back and forth to people you know. And did you know you can attach images and documents to it...wow technology. But no, people post up pictures of themselves and others (who don't even want to be in them) but there tagged anyway, so now there's pictures floating on the open internet for everyone to see. But nobody cares about what other people might want or not want. That is why you'll never find me on facebook.

The worst is the teenagers though that sit on there for literally hours at a time.. What could you possibly be doing on facebook for that long? oh wait, probably playing some dumb-ass farm game..LOSER! Yeah, you know who you are. If you want to play a game that bad, there are much better ones on XBox, PS3 or Wii. If you want to talk to someone, pick up the fuckin phone. It's really not that hard.

I could ramble on for hours about how stupid facebook is but I think you guys get the point. So with that being said, see ya in the next post!

The Losers - 2010

I think this movie (The Losers) could have been much better if it had better actors. While it wasn't the worst movie i've seen in a while, it certainly wasn't great by any means.

First off, the plot was just OK. Basically a bunch of military guys want revenge on Max for killing 25 of kids in a helicopter. Yeah i know, it sounds kinda stupid...but it could be worse.

Oh, for those of you out there that don't know my review style, I never go into the whole plot on any of my movie reviews because you can read the synopsis of the movie on imdb or any other site out there.

With that note, the characters, especially Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Clay) were pretty bad. He's supposed to be in charge yet he seems like a big dope. Picture the dopey brother from "Everybody loves Raymond" and that's what he reminds you of. For a military guy that's supposed to be a bad-ass, he's really just a big pussy. He doesn't do any cool stunts or have any great action scenes. He just stands there and somehow hooks up with the girl...go figure. As for the rest of characters, the only one I really like was Chris Evans (yeah the guy from Fantastic Four). Although...he pretty much plays the same character in this as he did in F4.

Would I recommend people seeing this movie? Well it's not that bad to watch if there's nothing else on. I guess to rent it for a dollar at red-box is ok just be sure to return it the next day. Anything more than a $1 is a waste. There are a LOT of better movies out there that I would rather recommend you seeing if you haven't yet..action wise. (Shooter, The Bourne Trilogy)

I would give this a D+

If the ending wasn't such a bomb, I might even give the a C-, but trust me, the ending will disappoint you..It just ends!

Come 'on Hollywood, get your act together...I could have done a better job with my eyes closed.

A Nightmare On Elm Street - 2010

Hmmmm....Where to begin with this one. I watched this last night thinking it was going to be good. The outcome? Well, I was very disappointed.

First off the acting was not very good at all. I'm sorry but you just can't replace Robert Englund as Freddy! The rest of the cast was pretty bad too, Especially Nancy's mom. Wow was that a disaster. On to Freddy....Freddy didn't even come close to looking like the original Freddy. He looked more like a burned sock puppet. It was pretty sad. Where did they find this guy???

Whenever I watch a horror movie I always get excited and can't wait for the death scenes. The deaths scenes in here were pretty lame. Compared to the remake of Friday the 13th, this seemed like it was edited for TV or something. The Original was more gruesome and graphic. I don't think they really put any effort in to making this actually scary or anything.

If I was Robert Englund, I would be very pissed off about this movie. I really hope Hollywood doesn't remake another one of these.

I wouldn't recommend anyone seeing this movie in the theater even if you are a huge horror fan. And believe me, I AM! Wait till it comes out on DVD.

At best its a C+